Original request: "Thank you for the herpes." This song was actually written back in January for the February love songs month but was never finished in time. Here it is. / More songs coming soon -- sorry for the delay, but I've been working on music for another upcoming project as well. --Benj
It was one fine night ten years ago that I got stranded / All alone on the side of the road. / My tires had popped and I'd just dropped right down to fix 'em / When you pulled up and said hello. / You asked if I needed something. / I thought I had been heard by God. / Turns out he didn't hear nothing; / You fell off the boots he shod. / [Chorus 1:] / Thanks for the laughter. / Thanks for the memories. / Thanks for the love, and / Thanks for the herpes. / It's really got me... / It was like a one-night stand that lasted half a decade / And we've just woken up the next day. / No matter how I look at it, I still can't figure out how / Things have turned out this way. / Our love may not last forever, / But you've given me something that will. / They really mean when they that / It's not covered by the Pill. / [Repeat Chorus 1] / Thanks for the children. / Thanks for the marriage fees. / Thanks for the love, and / Thanks for the herpes. / It's really got me...concerned. Very concerned.