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Title: The other people
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 21, 2003, 04:12:48 PM
Quote from: Nate Derringer
I told you, i ate them, they tasted good wif a bit o' salt, really tasty yesh.

You even ate the guy that smells like acid rain?  I bet he tasted like acid rain.  I bet he was A BIG GLOB OF ACID RAIN!  IF THAT'S THE CASE...

WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?  YOU SHOULD BE DEAD WHERE YOU CAN'T EAT ANY MORE OF OUR MEMBERS!  I WILL HEIMLICH YOU TO DEATH EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, EVEN IF OVER13 IS IN YOUR STOMACH, I'LL GET HIS SORRY BUTT OUT OF THERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 21, 2003, 04:35:45 PM
Your powers of deduction are astounding.


Title: Re:
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 21, 2003, 04:41:18 PM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
Your powers of deduction are astounding.

I was wondering why the quote thing wasn't working for me.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 21, 2003, 11:10:31 PM
I was refering to your deduction that tastes like acid rain=acid rain, just because it taste like it, doesn't make it so. In fact i quite like the taste of acid rain when its not disolving my face off thank you very much. And what leads you to believe i'm not allready dead? Or maybe undead, I could be a zombie. Mmmmm brains.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: DJ Birthright on December 22, 2003, 12:04:52 AM
Nate, you are really weird. Has anyone ever told you that?


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 22, 2003, 12:25:06 AM
Maybe, myesh myesh they has


Title: Okay
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 22, 2003, 04:03:53 PM
I think we all figured out that you're weird.  NO NEED TO CLARIFY THAT!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 23, 2003, 12:52:59 AM
As I said before, your powers of deduction are astounding.


Title: Wow
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 24, 2003, 08:40:02 AM
In normal times, he is Derwood Bowen, but when that villain of weirdness Nate Derringer shows up, he's

(drum roll)

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 24, 2003, 06:00:49 PM
You will never thwart me, for I am an eccentric genious when it comes to wierdness!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: SilverHorse on December 25, 2003, 06:05:53 AM
*points above*

Every thread turns into out and out insanity. That's probably why I don't post as much.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 25, 2003, 12:18:35 PM
aw man, i'm sorry about that


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: DJ Birthright on December 25, 2003, 03:25:00 PM
Okay, so you scared off one person. But you did give both of us a good 70 or so new posts  :D  :D


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 25, 2003, 07:14:25 PM
That was fun!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: DJ Birthright on December 25, 2003, 07:58:19 PM
No, it was functional  :)


Title: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 26, 2003, 02:38:54 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nate got TOLD!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: DJ Birthright on December 26, 2003, 08:09:22 PM
Why yes, yes he did.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 27, 2003, 02:18:46 PM
#1 bad pun, #2 derwood, what exactly did I get told? why don't you find a new catch phrase captain obvious this ones getting stale.


Title: Oh
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 27, 2003, 03:19:53 PM
Getting stale like bread?  **Feeds the stale pun to a demented insane bird**


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on December 27, 2003, 03:44:52 PM
ooh does that mean your getting a new one? And how did the bird react to the stale catch phrase?


Title: Yeah sure
Post by: Derwood Bowen on December 27, 2003, 04:20:13 PM
Yeah, I'll probably say something like... Well, I'll change my signature.  That'll have a new catch phrase.


Title: Re:
Post by: DJ Birthright on December 30, 2003, 06:05:45 PM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
#1 bad pun

No crap.


Title: Heh
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 02, 2004, 10:56:55 AM
No crap, indeed.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on January 23, 2004, 02:21:54 AM
My power of seduction is astounding.


Title: Seduction
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 28, 2004, 03:38:29 PM
I wish I had that power.

*sigh* I need a girlfriend.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on January 28, 2004, 03:47:37 PM
I keep tellin' you Derwood, girlfriends are bad news bears. They take up all of your time, and they make you act diferent than you really are so that they'll like you more. Whats more is once the relationships over you have nothing to show for it aside from a broken heart, or if you broke up with them, regrets. Trust me pal, your better off without one, they complicate things way too much.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on January 28, 2004, 04:59:47 PM
Yeah, it's like maintaining a pink mohawk.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on January 29, 2004, 12:39:50 AM
Everyone knows hawks rawk man, your just jealous. You know, i'll accomplish so much more in my lifetime without female distractions.


Title: HARDYHARHAR
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 29, 2004, 03:17:09 PM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
Yeah, it's like maintaining a pink mohawk.

TAKE THAT, NATE!

Quote from: "Nate Derringer"
girlfriends are bad news bears. They take up all of your time,

I have PLENTY of time.  I'm one of those "Too much time on my Hands" guys.

Quote from: "Nate also"
and they make you act diferent than you really are so that they'll like you more

Hmm...  I don't know if that's true or not.  Better watch the process first.

Quote from: "Here's something else that Nate"
Whats more is once the relationships over you have nothing to show for it aside from a broken heart, or if you broke up with them, regrets. Trust me pal, your better off without one, they complicate things way too much.

If that's true, I better be careful.  I think a girl in my school may be flirting with me...


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on January 30, 2004, 01:34:58 AM
flirtings not bad, i'm just saying don't obssess over getting a girlfriend man. It'll happen sometime, just dont' let your life revolve around getting one. I was just presenting you with negative outlooks on dating to deter you from becoming a stalker. And how is him telling me pink mohawks are like girlfriends an insult? It doesnt even make sense.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on January 30, 2004, 12:42:16 PM
True, true, sometimes love doesn't make sense.


Title: sense
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 30, 2004, 03:20:52 PM
And neither do Pink Mohawks, so THERE!

And I don't revolve my whole life around trying to get a girlfriend.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Over13 on January 30, 2004, 05:17:36 PM
So I've been in his stomach the whole time!  I was wondering why it was so dark and acidic.  Those nachos the other night were delicious, Nate!  Thanks.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on January 31, 2004, 01:58:15 AM
I aim to please.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Over13 on January 31, 2004, 10:27:40 AM
I AOL Instant Message to please.


Title: Oh good gads
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 31, 2004, 01:43:00 PM
BAD JOKE!!!!!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Over13 on January 31, 2004, 10:28:23 PM
I was being serious.  Don't I look serious? :lol:


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 01, 2004, 02:52:58 AM
I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I saw the helmets I thought of pink mohawks.  They really rocked back then.


Title: Re:
Post by: Over13 on February 01, 2004, 10:13:53 AM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I saw the helmets I thought of pink mohawks.  They really rocked back then.

I hope Benj sees that reply and reconsiders me being the sole instigator of off-topicness.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 01, 2004, 03:06:30 PM
Pink mohawks really rock now too. Although mines red now, so i'm not as cool. I should commit seppaku.


Title: Hey
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 01, 2004, 04:31:28 PM
Quote from: "Over13"
I hope Benj sees that reply and reconsiders me being the sole instigator of off-topicness.

I'll be nice to you this time and purposely go off topic.  So you're not blamed as sole instigator of off-topicness.

Did you know that my cat eats black olives?


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 01, 2004, 05:53:10 PM
Holy CRAP!


Title: Re: Hey
Post by: Benj on February 03, 2004, 11:35:32 PM
Quote from: "Derwood Bowen"
Quote from: "Over13"
I hope Benj sees that reply and reconsiders me being the sole instigator of off-topicness.

I'll be nice to you this time and purposely go off topic.  So you're not blamed as sole instigator of off-topicness.

Did you know that my cat eats black olives?

It's hard to go off-topic in the Insane Rants thread.  Unless, I guess, if your post isn't insane.  Oh well.  Anyway, I've known a number of cats that love Spanish (green) olives.

Benj


Title: Cats
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 04, 2004, 03:08:14 PM
Can you teach your cat to meow in Spanish?


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 04, 2004, 03:45:29 PM
Oh, can I ever amigo.... :lol:


Title: Okay
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 05, 2004, 03:28:46 PM
Okay, prove it.  Record your cat meowing in Spanish into the sound recorder, and email me.  My profile should have my email address.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 06, 2004, 03:56:16 AM
My cat ran away... to Mexico.  I was going to get a new one from Cuba... in my boat.  REAL long trip.... mmmman... !  Plus my cat doesn't record without his or her producer present.  Plus the copyright to the song "The Spanish Meow" was sold outright in a bad business move in '88.


Title: Spanish Cat
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 06, 2004, 03:06:01 PM
Really?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 06, 2004, 06:06:31 PM
Don't make me pull off a medieval sex dance on your ass!


Title: YO MAMA
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 07, 2004, 08:37:54 AM
Don't make my ass fart while you're doing that!  IF you do that...


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 09, 2004, 02:23:04 AM
I'm the baddest dude in town, get that through your head now.  Good, I'm glad that's settled.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 09, 2004, 03:00:03 AM
Pitiful human.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Over13 on February 09, 2004, 02:50:54 PM
Pitiful immortal.


Title: Heh
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 09, 2004, 03:10:19 PM
Pitiful Poophead!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 11, 2004, 04:02:27 PM
My Grandma gets more chicks then you.  Dig it.


Title: Chics
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 12, 2004, 08:56:56 AM
Yeah, but those chicks would all have to be lesbians if they like a grandMA.  Which means I don't need anything to do with them, I'm happy with the girls at my school, they all love me.  Dig?


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 12, 2004, 01:14:50 PM
The girls at your school must have the equivalent IQ of a tickmouse.


Title: Girls
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 12, 2004, 02:57:33 PM
Naw, they don't want low IQ because they want to be different from you, Nate.  Some of them are in honors classes with me.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 12, 2004, 05:21:49 PM
You mean special ed?


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Ashley on February 12, 2004, 05:22:51 PM
That I believe.

One would hope you can pick up on sarcasm... even on forums.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 13, 2004, 12:39:19 PM
Hey.... !   My Grandma's dead.  But what does that say about you?  BAM!


Title: Nate
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 13, 2004, 03:31:06 PM
Nate, I mean Honors Algebra 2 and Honors Chemistry.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 15, 2004, 03:00:06 PM
So, geeky girls are into you, what's your point? It's not like they are dating you. Does having smart girls like you make you feel special?


Title: Heh
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 15, 2004, 08:34:22 PM
It makes me feel good enough to know that I have friends, unlike you Nate.  Stop being such an asshole and go make some friends!


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 16, 2004, 07:17:32 AM
You know me exactly man, I have no friends, and i'm jealous of you. I'm going to go slit my wrists now, because a 15 year old kid online tells me I need friends like his. They are in honors math and ooo!! they are female! Holy crap I soooo suck in comparison. Because apparently I have no friends. Because derwood says so. And yes, I actually used the right C word, even though I am not in honors english. But I guess der spends too much time staring at his girlfriends to pay attention when they explain petty things like compare and contrast. he's college material if you ask me. Actually, he's presidential material. I wonder if Der is related to bush at all? I bet they talk the same.

On a sadder note, to all who are not derwood, my friend natasha went to the hospital tonight, we were at the club and she was dancing and slipped and cracked her skull open on the concrete floor. She is in intensive care and I would appreciate it if some of you pray/wish or whatever you beleive in for her to recover ok. I'll keep you posted on what happens.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: imjustaguy on February 17, 2004, 07:44:05 PM
That sucks man.  I'll keep you in my prayers.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 17, 2004, 08:00:02 PM
She stopped breathing today around 2 in the afternoon, they have her hooked up to a machine that breathes for her and things are looking worse than yesterday, but I still think she will get better.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: buckshotbinladen on February 18, 2004, 12:16:52 AM
Does she like to dance?


Title: Natasha
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 18, 2004, 02:49:04 PM
Did you tell her the whole board wishes her to get better? (Yes, the WHOLE board, including me)


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Ashley on February 18, 2004, 05:12:37 PM
Yeees. Tell her the goddess of camel-goat gypsy-pirate pies wishes she'd get better.  Quick.

Unless that'd totally freak her out.  Don't do it then.


Title: Insane Rants
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 19, 2004, 01:46:50 AM
She's in a coma now, but your warm thoughts keep her going I beleive, thank you all. (yes including you der)


Title: Re:
Post by: Benj on February 19, 2004, 11:43:22 AM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
She's in a coma now, but your warm thoughts keep her going I beleive, thank you all. (yes including you der)

:( Sorry to hear about your friend, Nate.  Best wishes for her.

Oh, and I hope you guys will stop fighting now (Derwood and Nate), because it's just a waste of time and energy.  I know you're both decent people, so please try to accept it and continue with RAS forum goodness! 8)

Benj


Title: Arguing
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 20, 2004, 03:33:28 PM
We'll try.  At least I will.