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Author Topic: Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody  (Read 3291 times)
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« on: September 10, 2004, 05:53:12 AM »

1 PATRIOTIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I didn't lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.

2 SNOBBISH

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Unfortunately Lord Goodman is using it.

3 OVERWEENING

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is too mighty a conveyance to be wielded
by any mortal save myself.

4 PIOUS

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
My wheelbarrow is reserved for religious ceremonies.

5 MELODRAMATIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I would sooner be broken on its wheel
and buried in its barrow.

6 PATHETIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I am dying of schizophrenia
and all you can talk about is wheelbarrows.

7 DEFENSIVE

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Do you think I'm made of wheelbarrows?

8 SINISTER

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It is full of blood.

9 LECHEROUS

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Only if I can **** your wife in it.

10 PHILOSOPHICAL

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
What is a wheelbarrow?

11 JEDI

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
This isn't the wheelbarrow you're looking for.

12 HARD OF HEARING

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
You've swallowed a baby sparrow?

13 IRONIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
No, but here's a great big pile of bricks instead.

14 ANGRY LOVER

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
You never loved me at all, did you? You were just using me for my wheelbarrow.

15 EGOCENTRIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
It starts with the wheelbarrow, then before you know it you'll be using my roads, my library, even my postman.

16 EXCESSIVELY HONEST

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I don't like you that much.
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