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« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2004, 01:07:47 PM »

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Would you rather cut off an arm or a leg, assuming you had to lose one of them?

Hrm.  Do I get to eat it?  If I get to eat it, I'd go with my leg.  But I'm not really sure about which one.  For some reason I'm incredibly fond of my left foot, but I'm also incredibly fond of my right knee.  But my right foot is a complete jackass, and my left knee seemingly lacks personality.  That or its just very quite.  Or stupid. Its possible that its stupid.
Actually. Arms aren't an option.  I require them to type.


Of course you get to eat it!  In fact, you could eat your leg right now.  What's stopping you? Tongue

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I need them to walk. That, and the pain.
Mind you, if I stopped feeling pain and no longer needed to walk, I would so be eating my legs.  (Not all at once though.  Make it last over time. Mmm.)


Excellent spirit there, Ashley.  That's what I like to hear!

Every one of us has a bit of self-cannibalism inside.

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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2004, 03:17:56 PM »

Which explains why I chew my own fingernails!  :?
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« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2004, 08:54:13 PM »

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Which explains why I chew my own fingernails!  :?

I chew on my hands.  Its like chewing on your fingernails, but to the next level.

But sometimes I forget I was doing it, and I have these really bad bruises on my hand and down my arm.  Bruises that you don't know where they came from are scary.

I mean, uh.  :oops:
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« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2004, 08:55:28 AM »

This thread has definitely taken an odd turn.
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« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2004, 01:41:59 PM »

Do you think it's near the requirement for splitting?
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« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2004, 04:14:37 AM »

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Do you think it's near the requirement for splitting?


Nah, it was weird to begin with.

Here's another question:

Would you rather have your face tied to Pat Sajak's ass for 12 consecutive hours, or shower in your own urine...for 24 consecutive hours?
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« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2004, 05:10:25 AM »

Is Pat wearing pants or not?
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« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2004, 12:40:52 PM »

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Is Pat wearing pants or not?



Good question.  The answer is no.
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« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2004, 12:43:09 PM »

How is your face positioned on his ass?  Can you have the side of your face pressed against his ass, like face cheek to ass cheek, or is it facing it with your nose inside his crack?
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« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2004, 09:02:18 PM »

This is getting rather gross.  I wouldn't be surprised if this topic scared someone away from the forum.
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« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2004, 10:57:35 PM »

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This is getting rather gross.  I wouldn't be surprised if this topic scared someone away from the forum.

If this topic scares people away, they don't deserve to be here.

Also; I seem to think that urine would begin to eat away my skin after a while. I like having skin.  So I don't know if I get a choice.  Hopefully I'd have some reason to kiss his ass, and I could just say that was what I was doing.  Then when people asked why, I could tell them I take things entirely too literally.
Yes.  That'd work.
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« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2004, 01:59:48 PM »

Yeah.  That's one of very FEW things I DON'T take literally.  I'm not stupid.

I'm not calling you stupid either, Ashley.
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« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2004, 06:32:41 PM »

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I'm not calling you stupid either, Ashley.

I wouldnt be taking it literally, I just wouldn't want to tell them that it was this, or showering in my own urine for 24 hours.
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« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2004, 07:29:13 PM »

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How is your face positioned on his ass?  Can you have the side of your face pressed against his ass, like face cheek to ass cheek, or is it facing it with your nose inside his crack?


Your nose is in his crack.

See, this is a tough question!  24 hours of urine is bound to sting.
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