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Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on January 17, 2004, 01:43:34 PM
Now think long and hard about this. If you could be a god, what kind of god would you be? You can really anwser how you like. If I were a god, I would be the ninja god, reigning my silent retribution throughout the land. Although no one would know my name or where I came from, all would fear my exsistence. My army of ninja would be like a swarm of black ants, with ninja-to (thats a ninja sword if you were wondering) and kusari-gama (look that one up i'm tired of splaining.) nonetheless they would chop everything into neat little ribbons, and then give those ribbons to the top school kids in the nation, after branding the words "number one student" on them. Please, answer how you like, and be creative. I'm interested to know, what kind of god you are, keep in mind you don't have to be like a greek god, you could fasion yourself after the cristian god if you like, or even a hindu god, i don't care just tell me, or silent wrath will be mine.

Also, some of my ninja army will be monkeys. Ninja monkeys.


Title: Re: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Benj on January 18, 2004, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
Now think long and hard about this. If you could be a god, what kind of god would you be? You can really anwser how you like. If I were a god, I would be the ninja god, reigning my silent retribution throughout the land. Although no one would know my name or where I came from, all would fear my exsistence. My army of ninja would be like a swarm of black ants, with ninja-to (thats a ninja sword if you were wondering) and kusari-gama (look that one up i'm tired of splaining.) nonetheless they would chop everything into neat little ribbons, and then give those ribbons to the top school kids in the nation, after branding the words "number one student" on them. Please, answer how you like, and be creative. I'm interested to know, what kind of god you are, keep in mind you don't have to be like a greek god, you could fasion yourself after the cristian god if you like, or even a hindu god, i don't care just tell me, or silent wrath will be mine.

Also, some of my ninja army will be monkeys. Ninja monkeys.

That sounds pretty cool.  I guess I'd like to be the god of broccoli, since I just ate a huge bowl of it.  I would reign supreme over all broccoli accross the universe, controlling its taste, texture, and distribution.

Benj


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: DJ Birthright on January 18, 2004, 07:49:26 PM
God of everything. Duh!


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: buckshotbinladen on January 19, 2004, 04:50:51 AM
The God of Mass Deception.

Deception is the most powerful force that the world has to offer these days.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Over13 on January 30, 2004, 08:08:17 PM
I've always dreamed of being the god of atheists!  Seriously - it's reoccuring.  I saw a shrink about a couple years ago.


Title: Shrink
Post by: Derwood Bowen on January 31, 2004, 01:50:49 PM
And just what did he shrink?  Your BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. just kidding


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: orosaa on January 31, 2004, 08:08:54 PM
Cheese.  The cheese stands alone.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Over13 on January 31, 2004, 10:17:40 PM
You'd want to be the lonely god of cheese?  Sound...lonely.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: orosaa on January 31, 2004, 10:58:07 PM
Cheese stands alone...on top of everyone else.  Everyone's a lot of people.  Ah, the Power of Cheese.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on January 31, 2004, 11:23:39 PM
My friend has a cheese hat.   He uses it as a helmet.  He really needs it, for some reason he runs head first into walls a lot.  Hes not very smart...

I would have said I'd be the goddess of Ninja-Pirates.  But then Nate said he was the God of Ninjas.  That just doesn't seem right.
I'll be the goddess of camel-goat gypsy-pirate pies.  Mmm. Tastey.  Its all their talents merged into a yummy pastry.  You sure as hell don't get any better than that.


Title: Re:
Post by: Over13 on February 01, 2004, 10:17:48 AM
Quote from: "Ashley"
I would have said I'd be the goddess of Ninja-Pirates.

Silly grrl.  Aren't you aware that Ninjas and Pirates are diametrically opposed camps?  Visit http://www.realultimatepower.net for further explanation.  Saying you would be the God of Ninja-Pirates is like saying you would be the god of Muslim-Israelites, or Coke-Pepsi, or, worst of all, Microsoft-Apple.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 01, 2004, 03:02:33 PM
Ninja-pirates exsist, yet they are hated equally by Ninja and pirates alike. Those treacherous creatures. They are the outcast scum of the universe.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on February 01, 2004, 11:15:16 PM
... I hate you.

"Pirated - Ninja style!"


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 02, 2004, 12:57:28 PM
Well, it's just a scientiffic fact, no need to get all butt-hurt over it.


Title: Hehe
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 02, 2004, 03:10:34 PM
"Pirated - Ninja style!"

I couldn't read that, so I copied and pasted.  Your secret shall be unhidden!

BARF!!!!!!!!


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Benj on February 03, 2004, 11:48:50 PM
How many of you want to hear a "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" song?  Ok.  Now how many of you want to hear it even if it sucks?

Benj


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 04, 2004, 04:44:47 AM
I want to hear!!!!!!!


Title: Songs
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 04, 2004, 03:06:30 PM
Quote from: "Benj"
How many of you want to hear a "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" song?

ME!!!!

Quote from: "Benj"
Ok. Now how many of you want to hear it even if it sucks?

You said in another thread something about a flood of crap coming soon.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: orosaa on February 04, 2004, 10:10:18 PM
Yeah, the sewage avalanche.  Bring it!


Title: Re: Songs
Post by: Benj on February 05, 2004, 01:10:42 PM
Quote from: "Derwood Bowen"
You said in another thread something about a flood of crap coming soon.

What do you call "I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob?"

'Tis but the tip of the iceburg, mateys.  But I need to stretch it out over a few weeks so I can get some other work done on the site.

Benj


Title: Janet Jackson
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 05, 2004, 03:20:03 PM
I haven't listened to it yet, in the idea it may be risky to play around my parents.


Title: Re:
Post by: Ashley on February 05, 2004, 10:50:25 PM
Quote from: "Benj"
How many of you want to hear a "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" song?  Ok.  Now how many of you want to hear it even if it sucks?

Benj

... I know about eight people who'd want to hear that.  More than eight even... *counts* Make that thirty.  Erm. Probally more.

I have rather odd friends.  Jeff made a Shirt Ninja (http://www.recordabledisc.org/ninja/) site, and then Luke made a Pirates (http://www.opix.org/luke/pirates/) site.  And then they both attacked me about which one I'd be.  Mind you, I'm not on either one.  Although I really should be on the both of them. I mean, its not like I don't dress up like a pirate-ninja anyway.

(But pirates are better. I only want to hear the song if the pirates are better.  *squint*)


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 06, 2004, 02:03:31 PM
You are abviously mistaken, because ninja are waayyyyy better than pirates. First off their outfits are keener, they have better equipment, plus johnny dep isn't their spokes-person, and they are not trendy. plus when you stop and think about it, having an eye-patch a peg leg and a parrot isn't that great. Youll look like a dirty hobo. Thats all pirates are, dirty hobos.


Title: Re:
Post by: Over13 on February 06, 2004, 04:01:19 PM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
You are abviously mistaken, because ninja are waayyyyy better than pirates. First off their outfits are keener, they have better equipment, plus johnny dep isn't their spokes-person, and they are not trendy. plus when you stop and think about it, having an eye-patch a peg leg and a parrot isn't that great. Youll look like a dirty hobo. Thats all pirates are, dirty hobos.

No offense, Nate, but YOUR MOTHER IS A DIRTY HOBO!

There.  That sufficiently proves the point that Pirates are better than Ninjas in every respect.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 06, 2004, 04:35:41 PM
My mom is a pirate? that explains soooo much.


Title: Re:
Post by: Ashley on February 06, 2004, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
You are abviously mistaken, because ninja are waayyyyy better than pirates. First off their outfits are keener, they have better equipment, plus johnny dep isn't their spokes-person, and they are not trendy. plus when you stop and think about it, having an eye-patch a peg leg and a parrot isn't that great. Youll look like a dirty hobo. Thats all pirates are, dirty hobos.

Johnny Depp can die.  Gah, I hated that movie.  BURN IT!


Title: Re:
Post by: Benj on February 06, 2004, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: "Ashley"
... I know about eight people who'd want to hear that.  More than eight even... *counts* Make that thirty.  Erm. Probally more.

Then by all means, let them join the party.  It's already been downloaded two bajillion times.  Check the Top-20 list.  Look near the top.

On topic quote:

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

Benj


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 06, 2004, 06:18:48 PM
I hate when people argue politics.  Pirate this Ninja that.  I've always been a fan of Firefighters anyway.


Title: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 07, 2004, 08:35:42 AM
I'm completely neutral in this situation, they're all people after all.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 09, 2004, 02:43:51 AM
True, Der, but what would a Ninja or Pirate do if, let's say, for instance, they found themselves to be on fire.  Tell me that.  And don't gimme that Ninja roll and surrounded by water on a Pirate ship foolery.  Right!  That IS why I like Firefighters.


Title: Re:
Post by: Benj on February 09, 2004, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
True, Der, but what would a Ninja or Pirate do if, let's say, for instance, they found themselves to be on fire.  Tell me that.  And don't gimme that Ninja roll and surrounded by water on a Pirate ship foolery.  Right!  That IS why I like Firefighters.

Well then...we could have a three-way battle between Pirates, Ninjas, and Firemen called "Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Firemen."  But I have the feeling that the firemen might side with the pirates, as their jobs both involce copious amounts of water.  So the Ninjas need an ally too -- perhaps ambulence drivers, since they both need to be quick (albeit not stealthy in the case of the drivers).

Any suggestions?

Benj


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Over13 on February 09, 2004, 02:44:42 PM
I suggest that we vote whether men who put out fires are called firemen or firefighters before we move on further.


Title: Suggest
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 09, 2004, 03:17:35 PM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
True, Der, but what would a Ninja or Pirate do if, let's say, for instance, they found themselves to be on fire. Tell me that. And don't gimme that Ninja roll and surrounded by water on a Pirate ship foolery. Right! That IS why I like Firefighters.

Notice you said not to give you the Ninja roll AND water around ship thing.  I'm not doing both, just one.  The Ninja roll.  This blocks out oxygen and puts out the fire.

Pirates on the other hand, they won't jump in the water, as the oceans probably have sharks.  They'll probably try to mimick the Ninja Roll, do terrible, and end up burning on earth, and when that's over, the re-burn in H**l


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 09, 2004, 04:11:52 PM
The key point you're missing here is that pirates are on ships and most pirate ships are made of wood. So if a pirate was to spontaneously combust, the ship would probably catch fire too. Now if a ninja were to spontaneously combust his ninja companions would chop his head off to ease his suffering, thats why ninja are so much awesomer. Either that or they would find a way to harness the spontaneous combustion teqnique to further their assasination plots by sending in kamikaze ninja to take out targets. Clearly making ninja the victors of this fire battle.

On another note, do firemen really fight fires? Like punch and kick them, or wrestle them or something? Shouldn't they be called fire putter-outers? And whats so cool about putting out fires anyways? Fires exist for one reason in my opinion: population control.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 09, 2004, 04:16:09 PM
Oh and as for benjs question: Robots. Robots are good at disguising them selves, they are indestructable and they can self destruct, they also can kick some ass too. Clearly these descriptions can be used for ninja as well. so I say ninja-robots vs. Pirate-firemen.


Title: Nate
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 10, 2004, 03:04:18 PM
Nate, I say the ninja-robots and pirate-firemen team up and gang up on you and beat the sh** out of you!


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 10, 2004, 03:55:27 PM
Not possible, i'm a ninja god remember? And what is it with you and those stupid asterisks, it's not like we don't know what word you're saying.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 11, 2004, 02:26:00 PM
They are called Fire FIGHTERS.  Might as well say Ninja Men if you say Firemen.  I do like Robots, but water trumps them.  If a pirate was on fire, the other pirates would kick him into the water, because they're pirates.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 11, 2004, 03:10:07 PM
Then the pirates foot would be on fire, and when he set it down, the ship would go up in flames. Plus earlier you said water didn't count, for pirates anyways.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 11, 2004, 03:41:37 PM
Only Firefighters can control the water, true.  Both Ninjas and Firefighters have uniforms though.  Firefighters have cool helmets though.  Though.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on February 11, 2004, 05:15:03 PM
... Okay. The odds of a ship catching fire is slim. But if a pirate caught fire, he wouldn't jump into the ocean. Chances are he can't swim.  Thats just how it is.  His pirate buddies would just beat the fire because, you know, they're not idiots.
I know nearly nothing about ninjas.  But I'm sure they're not like pirates at all.  Why people always compare them, I have no idea. It seems rather stupid to me.


Title: Re:
Post by: Benj on February 11, 2004, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: "Ashley"
... Okay. The odds of a ship catching fire is slim.

Ships catch fire all the time.  That's why people shot flaming buckets of oil at each other.

Benj


Title: Re:
Post by: Ashley on February 11, 2004, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: "Benj"
Quote from: "Ashley"
... Okay. The odds of a ship catching fire is slim.

Ships catch fire all the time.  That's why people shot flaming buckets of oil at each other.

Benj

The results wouldn't be catastrophic, not just from the fire, anyway.

Why are we setting pirates on fire anyway?  *eyes flaming sheep* Hrm.


Title: Pirates and Ninjas
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 12, 2004, 08:55:03 AM
Quote from: "Ashley"
Why people always compare them, I have no idea. It seems rather stupid to me.

That's because stupid people do it, right Nate?


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 12, 2004, 01:19:01 PM
why are you blaming me, Mr. I don't know how to use a proper quote box? I never once compared the two.


Title: Nate
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 12, 2004, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: "Nate"
The key point you're missing here is that pirates are on ships and most pirate ships are made of wood. So if a pirate was to spontaneously combust, the ship would probably catch fire too. Now if a ninja were to spontaneously combust his ninja companions would chop his head off to ease his suffering, thats why ninja are so much awesomer. Either that or they would find a way to harness the spontaneous combustion teqnique to further their assasination plots by sending in kamikaze ninja to take out targets. Clearly making ninja the victors of this fire battle.

Look, there's something that compares pirates with ninjas (well, contrasts them, but same basic idea)


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 12, 2004, 05:26:39 PM
And you're in honors class? compare and contrast are two different things, thats why they're spelled different. I was talking about how they are not alike. Because ninja are far superior. And the reason ashley and the rest of modern society knows little about ninja is that they are shrouded in mystery.  Any good ninja knows to not give away his secrets. Another reason they are far superior.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 13, 2004, 12:44:32 PM
Firefighters speak Dalmation.  What do pirates and ninja speak?  Parrot?  Parrots speak english, and nonsensical at that.  Grasshopper?  I may be mistaken, but grasshoppers just jump around, crickets make the noises.  Well, maybe a mild thud when they land, but that's not language.  Unless ninjas are trying to say 'hello' when they jump off a roof and do a ninja roll.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 13, 2004, 02:42:50 PM
Ninja don't speak. And It's kung fu guys who speak grasshopper. And whats so cool about talking dalmation? Thats only one kind of dog. Sounds lame to me.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 13, 2004, 03:14:05 PM
There are a lot of Dalmations, at least 101.  Besides, Sublime had one, so therefore it rocks.


Title: pirates vs. ninjas
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 13, 2004, 03:26:01 PM
Quote from: "Nate Derringer"
And you're in honors class? compare and contrast are two different things, thats why they're spelled different. I was talking about how they are not alike. Because ninja are far superior. And the reason ashley and the rest of modern society knows little about ninja is that they are shrouded in mystery. Any good ninja knows to not give away his secrets. Another reason they are far superior.

Well, you're showing how they correlate (**Crossing fingers, hoping he said the right word**).


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 13, 2004, 07:22:34 PM
Ultimately, what I really mean to say is that I would be the God of Plastic.  Kinda like how Magneto controls metal, I would control plastic.


Title: Ninja-pirate
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 14, 2004, 10:02:28 PM
Hey, a ninja pirate was mentioned in this cartoon (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/yarr.htm).


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 18, 2004, 07:45:15 PM
As the god of plastic, the first thing I would do is make it smell better.  I hate the way plastic smells.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 19, 2004, 01:34:49 AM
Esspecially when it's on fire. Is this why you have the fetish for firemen?


Title: Re:
Post by: Benj on February 19, 2004, 11:36:10 AM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
As the god of plastic, the first thing I would do is make it smell better.  I hate the way plastic smells.

What exactly would you have it smell like, o great lord of plastic?  Roses?  French fries?  Gasoline?  You decide.

Benj


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 19, 2004, 07:33:57 PM
Butter.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on February 19, 2004, 10:06:19 PM
I'd give it a totally new smell.  People'd smell it and go "Hey, WHOA.  Plastic smells GREAT.  Its like nothing else! Why haven't I noticed this before?"


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 20, 2004, 01:58:19 PM
Thanks for the tip my child.  I bless you, may your tupperware burp eternally.


Title: imjustaguy
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 20, 2004, 03:25:46 PM
Quote from: "imjustaguy"
Thanks for the tip my child. I bless you, may your tupperware burp eternally.

Was that comment Worm Quartet (http://www.wormquartet.com) inspired?


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 23, 2004, 04:56:39 PM
Nope, that was vintage imjustaguy.  I have never heard of that before.


Title: Worm Quartet
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 24, 2004, 03:19:46 PM
Worm Quartet is a band.  I made a link on the post.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: buckshotbinladen on February 25, 2004, 02:18:02 AM
How has this not been split yet?


Title: Um
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 25, 2004, 03:08:44 PM
I don't know.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 25, 2004, 08:04:04 PM
benj has been too busy writing the ninja-robot vs. pirate firemen song


Title: Ninja-pirate song
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 26, 2004, 03:06:31 PM
He's serioulsly doing that? Killer!

BTW, what does everyone think of my new sig?


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on February 26, 2004, 07:13:08 PM
I'm... not even going to ask.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 26, 2004, 07:54:49 PM
It's as crappy as all your other sigs. And by the by, what the hell happened to over13 again?


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 27, 2004, 02:44:12 AM
I will amass massive armies of GI Joes and conquer a small nation as the god of plastic.  To balance out the mayhem I'll make sure to recycle or something.


Title: Re:
Post by: Ashley on February 27, 2004, 09:06:02 AM
Quote from: "Nate_Derringer"
It's as crappy as all your other sigs. And by the by, what the hell happened to over13 again?

I was wondering that too.


Title: Nate
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 27, 2004, 09:15:31 PM
Quote from: "Nate Derringer"
It's as crappy as all your other sigs.

Why do you always have to be so mean to me?

Quote from: "Nate Derringer"
And by the by, what the hell happened to over13 again?

Oh well, back to the "Waiting for Over13 to return" sig.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 27, 2004, 10:11:26 PM
Why are you mean to me, why does it rain, why is the sky blue? Pondering these things too much will just give you a headache. I allready stated somewhere else, Drama makes for fun readin'. Thus, I create drama.  And as for the why you part of it, you just make it so easy. Easy as easy pie. Mmm pie, everyone likes easy pie.


Title: Heh
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 28, 2004, 03:19:14 PM
Pie?

As Weebl would say, "Want pie now!"

And I guess I kind of do make it easy.  Wow.  That might be Over13's excuse.

Hey, Nate, we actually agreed on something, that I make it easy!  That's the second time now, the first happened somewhere else.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Ashley on February 29, 2004, 12:14:40 AM
*waits for the universe to explode*

...
......


anyway.  I was saying "mmm... 1.5 pie" all summer.  So my friend would try to say it, then she'd say "DAMNIT I CAN'T DO IT."  It was hysterical because "mmm... 1.5 pie." Isn't hard to say.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: imjustaguy on February 29, 2004, 12:27:23 AM
I have a decimal speech impetiment, so I have to use a fraction substitute in my coffee and cereal.  I feel for your friend Ashley.


Title: Topic
Post by: Derwood Bowen on February 29, 2004, 02:31:34 PM
Notice how this has strayed so far from the original post in this message about which god you would be?  I suspect that would make good for a split topic.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on February 29, 2004, 06:34:36 PM
Nah, everyone has allready stated what god they would be, now we are just moving the discusion along to other things.


Title: Gods
Post by: Derwood Bowen on March 01, 2004, 03:25:31 PM
Actually, I never posted anything about that, but you probably don't care, and neither do I.


Title: If you were a god, what god would you be?
Post by: Nate_Derringer on March 01, 2004, 04:36:35 PM
meh, I don't really care. You don't count anyways, you're not quite god material. Maybe if you age a few years like fine wine, you might make the cut next time around.