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DJ Birthright
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« on: December 22, 2003, 02:01:54 PM »

Ok, here's some advice for new forum members:
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  • Nate's kinda weird, so just look past that and he's pretty normal.
  • Derwood and Over13 (he's gonna be gone for a while) constantly argue with each other. Look past that, too.
  • Go to my website and sign up for the forums and post stuff.[/list:o]

    That is all. [/color]
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2003, 03:57:04 PM »

When Over13 gets his lousy butt BACK HERE, we argue.  Do indeed look past that, unless you have a clever insult that can outsmart the both of us, but still, to look past it is a good idea.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2003, 01:50:12 AM »

Don't worry, it's not too hard to stump derwood, over 13 would be more of a challenge to stump methinks. I do hope he returns like the king in lord of the rings. With an undead army to crush us all!!! er......wait, maybe I just hope he returns.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2003, 08:22:08 AM »

I could go find some "Yo mama" jokes, or even some stuff from triumph the insult dog!

For now, we'll stick to the yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "(hop) Chicago, (hop) Kansas, (hop) Colorado,..."
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2003, 06:11:18 PM »

Why not use some original jokes? You know, like ones that other people didn't write for you to copy. Oh wait, that requires something spontanious called wit, that you don't seem to have. Maybe you'll get some for christmas, but I doubt it.
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2004, 03:10:35 AM »

I'm currently ignoring the oldness of the topic to show off a fancy "yo momma" joke that I adore.

Yo momma has so much printer paper she can print large documents at any time, because she has a lot of printer paper... Booyah!
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2004, 03:25:18 AM »

ROFLMAO WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2004, 03:33:16 AM »

Don't get too excited. It wasn't original. And most people no longer find it funny once they discover the source of the joke.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2004, 05:57:41 PM »

I don't get it.
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2004, 07:22:11 PM »

Yeah, that's basically the joke... the lack of a joke.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2004, 04:24:11 AM »

I beleive it's called dry humor derwood.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2004, 04:31:06 AM »

Your mother is so stupid, she thought Saturday was Sunday... that is until she looked at the paper and saw the date... but for that particular moment she wasn't smart at all, thus making her stupid!
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2004, 03:16:52 PM »

I 'sort of' get that.
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2004, 07:18:35 AM »

Should I split this off into a "yo momma jokes" thread?

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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2004, 03:36:43 PM »

It's up to you, Benj.
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