Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2003, 03:54:01 PM » |
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The people knew what to do. They all assembled an army to go up against the monkeys, and they were armed well.
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DJ Birthright
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2003, 05:41:54 PM » |
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But not well enough, for the monkeys had top-of-the-line biological weapons (disguised as pure water).
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Nate_Derringer
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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2003, 03:29:58 PM » |
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And the humans realized that the weapons they had were merely bananas adding further insult to injury.
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG thats lame I want dad made out of ninja robots! - We ran out of CD space by Psychostick
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2003, 04:27:33 PM » |
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This sucked.
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Benj
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« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2003, 05:21:52 PM » |
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So they ate the Bananas and quickly hired Tony Stark to develop cutting-edge weapons to take on the monkeys.
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2003, 02:04:18 PM » |
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But he was too much cutting edge, for he accidentally cut the edges off all the weapons, and now none of them worked right.
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Benj
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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2003, 04:33:17 PM » |
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So the monkeys overran the whole town, ate the entire populace, and victory was at hand...
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Nate_Derringer
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« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2003, 06:18:36 PM » |
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Untill out of the sewers popped the ninja turtles, gaurdians of the sacred city newthingtown!
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2003, 02:08:18 PM » |
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Then the censors came to Newthingtown, and they almost kicked the ninja turtles out for breaking copyright laws. However, they were not teenaged, they were all over 30, so they considered that barely good enough. They went away and left the turtles to do their thing.
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« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2003, 03:44:24 PM » |
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The ninja turtles chopped the monkeys into bloody bits. (derwood, please try to keep it down to one sentence, thank you  ) |
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2003, 03:39:16 PM » |
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Then the turtles were nauseated by all the blood and threw up all over the place.
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Nate_Derringer
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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2003, 04:26:29 PM » |
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The turtle vomit was magickal and resurected the town.
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Doraemon
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2003, 04:49:40 PM » |
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and so began a 10 year clean up operation.
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Benj
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2003, 09:48:48 PM » |
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And Newthingtown lived happily ever after.
It's time for a new story. We could start another thread for writing stories wherein we each contribute a paragraph or more at a time (that would probably be more fun, and the story would be less shaky), or we could stick with what we're doing now (1-2 sentences at a time). Let me know what you guys think, and if anyone wants to, start us off with a new story in either style -- you choose.
Benj
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