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Doraemon
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« on: December 15, 2003, 03:33:22 PM »

Okay, post your wisest words of wisdom here. So we can all put them, on our office walls to look clever...

"When I was little my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did."

Max Cohen, in the film "Pi" (1998)

"Lend me some sugar! I AM your neighbour!"

OutKast, in the song "Hey Ya" (2003)
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2003, 02:47:25 PM »

If you see a fork in the road, take it. (Yogi Berra)
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2003, 06:42:10 PM »

Van Gough cut off his ear for love.
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG thats lame I want dad made out of ninja robots! - We ran out of CD space by Psychostick
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2003, 07:06:24 PM »

Yeah, but he was insane.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2003, 10:30:16 PM »

thats not the point, these are inspirational words of wisdom! doesn't that inspire you? to cut your ear off for love?
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2003, 11:21:10 PM »

Yes, it inspires me to suppress my gag reflex.
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2003, 01:50:44 PM »

"Be careful who you eat, because there's no more painful death than to be rotisserie." (Sean Morey, 'Ghost Chickens in the Sky')
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2003, 03:07:50 AM »

Here are a few favorites I collected recently, perhaps relevant to the atmosphere.

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"Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame."  (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."  (Dan Rather)

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."  (Bill Cosby)

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."  (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778)

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."  (Bruce Feirstein)

"Don't pay any attention to what they write about you.  Just measure it in inches."  (Andy Warhol)

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."  (Harry S. Truman)

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."  (Mario Andretti)


- Benj

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"Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it."  (Chinese Proverb)
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2003, 04:27:57 PM »

Teaching your cat to play Euchre is like waiting to hear a good Britney Spears Song... It's never going to happen.
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2003, 05:52:59 PM »

Hail to the king baby. (bruce cambell, army of darkness)
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2003, 09:11:36 AM »

I am not part of the problem.  I am a Republican. (George W. Bush)
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2003, 05:12:05 PM »

"May my words today be sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them." -Lasertiger
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2003, 03:48:20 PM »

If you're on the beach, and you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach, don't ever stop to pick it up, that's my advice to you, 'cause you'll never get rid of the [STOMP STOMP STOMP] No matter what you do (Phil Harris)
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2003, 11:23:00 PM »

"We got him"
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2003, 04:09:03 PM »

If your website sucks big walrus **** don't send it to me (-=ShoEboX=-)
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