ROCK FACTS: Benj

[Doraemon]

Congratulations Benj, you have been chosen as the first subject for MTVs new series "ROCK FACTS!" where interesting nuggets of information are unearthed about the stars, so without further ado, benj, here are your ROCK FACTS!

1. As a child benj won an award for the most ingenious use of a carboard box. It was given to him at christmas; he took no note of the gift inside.
2. When his single goes platinum, he hopes to buy a sock.
3. Benj is freaked out by; eggs, "people with veins" and "Fish with eyes".
4. Britney Spears once knew someone who was also called "Benj".
5. When Benj goes to tyhe supermarket, Benj always buys the supermarket's "own-brand" goods, because although the packaging isn't as nice, they're a lot more value for money.
6. Benj contraversially stated that "the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain"
7. In a night of rock and roll excess, Benj once tried popping candy and coca-cola at the same time.
8. The first film Benj saw at the cinema was the one about how a range of snacks are available in the foyer.
9. Benj is rubbish at cherades (alledgedly)
10. Benj is a little sillhouetta of a man; scaramoosh, scaramoosh, he can do the fandango (Thunderbolt of lightning very very frightning)

[Benj]

Congratulations Benj, you have been chosen as the first subject for MTVs new series "ROCK FACTS!" where interesting nuggets of information are unearthed about the stars, so without further ado, benj, here are your ROCK FACTS!

Wow, I'm very honored that MTV would choose me as its first subject for its new series (and what's more, post about it through Doraemon on the forum).  All of the information you see is true, except:

9. Benj is rubbish at cherades (alledgedly)

I happen to be quite good at charades, thank you.

Benj

[Doraemon]

Thats not what I heard. A source close to your country, who doesn't wish to be maimed, said you always illustrate "Gone With The Wind" by flailing your arms about radomly before running out of the room

[Derwood Bowen]

All I have to say is "!"

[DJ Birthright]

Thats not what I heard. A source close to your country, who doesn't wish to be maimed, said you always illustrate "Gone With The Wind" by flailing your arms about radomly before running out of the room

That's because it's the most obvious way to illustrate that.

[Derwood Bowen]

It is?  Well, what other ways can it be illustrated?

[DJ Birthright]

Actually, that's pretty hard to illustrate.

[Derwood Bowen]

Definately.

[Benj]

We should have "Forum Charades" where people describe what they're doing with their bodies, and other people try to guess what it is.  That would be nuts.

Benj