Somebody badly needs to parody this, so I'll do it, albeit in a written form (
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/kurtis-blow/the-breaks.html):
The Snakesby Kurtis Blow
Clap your hands everybody
If you got what it takes
'Cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want you to know
That these are the snakes
Snakes on a bus snakes on a car
Snakes to make you a superstar
Snakes to win and snakes to lose
But these here snakes will rock your shoes
And these are the snakes
Snake it up snake it up snake it up!
If your woman steps out with another man
(That's the snakes that's the snakes)
And she runs off with him to Japan
And the IRS says they want to chat
And you can't explain why you claimed your cat
And Ma Bell sends you a whopping bill
With eighteen phone calls to Brazil
And you borrowed money from the mob
And yesterday you lost your job
Well, these are the snakes
Snake it up, snake it up, snake it up
Throw your hands up in the sky
And wave 'em 'round from side to side
And if you deserve a snake tonight
Somebody say alright!
(All right) Say ho-oo!
(Ho-oo!) And you don't stop
Keep on, somebody scream!
(Owwwww!) Snake down!
Snakes on a stage, snakes on a screen
Snakes to make your wallet lean
Snakes run cold and snakes run hot
Some folks got 'em and some have not
But these are the snakes
Snake it up, snake it up, snake it up!
Snake down!
To the girl in brown, stop messing around
(Snake it up, snake it up)
To the guy in blue, whatcha gonna do?
To the girl in green, don't be so mean
And the guy in red, say what I said
Snake down!
Snakes on a plane, snakes on a train
Snakes to make you go insane
Snakes in love, snakes in war
But we got the snakes to get you on the floor
And these are the snakes
Snake it up, snake it up, snake it up!
Snake down! Yo!Just do it, just do it, just do it, do it, do it!
Just do it, just do it, just do it, do it, do it!
Just do it, just do it, just do it, do it, do it!
Just do it, just do it, just do it, do it, do it!
You say last week you met the perfect guy
(That's the snakes, that's the snakes)
And he promised you the stars in the sky
He said his Cadilac was gold
But he didn't say it was ten years old
He took you out to the Red Coach grill
But he forgot the cash and you paid the bill
And he told you the story of his life
But he forgot the part about...his wife! Huh! Huh!
Well, these are the snakes!
Snake it up, snake it up, snake it up!
