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Doraemon
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« on: July 30, 2006, 03:33:15 PM »

the sky is at it's highest and hottest and the cowboys come out to
play. Happy birthday!

"...doing whatever you do in the easiest most relaxed way you can manage which is also the quickest and most efficient way, as you will find as you advance....

You can start right now tidying up your flat, moving furniture or books, washing dishes, making tea, sorting papers. Consider the weight of objects exactly how much force is needed to get the object from here to there. Consider its shape and texture and function where exactly does it belong. Use just the amount of force necessary to get the object from here to there. Don't fumble, jerk, grab an object. Drop cool possessive fingers onto it like a gentle old cop making a soft arrest. Guide the dustpan lightly to the floor as if you were landing a plane."

(Glide into your a humble little bar, with lamps lit by fire and no roof and coconuts and mangos and mini elephants who hand you toothpicks. It's nothing special, but all your friends are there and you're drinking and smoking and whatever for hours. Everything is a wonderful colour. Somehow you agrre about everything. You make pictures with seaweed and the cowboys. who always smile like the title sequence of "Bonanza" It smells of what...pudding?)

"Don't tug or pull at a zipper. Guide the little metal teeth smoothly along feeling the sinuous ripples of cloth and flexible metal. "

"Let us now apply DE to a simple test: the old Western quick draw gunfight. Only one gun fighter ever really grasped the concept of DE and that was Wyatt Earp. Nobody ever beat him. Wyatt Earp said: It's not the first shot that counts. It's the first shot that hits. Point is to draw aim and fire and deliver the slug an inch above the belt buckle

That's DE. How fast can you do it and get it done?"

Listen to

The Kinks
The Polyphonic Spree
The Beachboys
The Soundtrack to the movie "Amelie" (watch: Amelie, Wizard of Oz, and classic Disney)

There are many other things you can do

Do these things even if you think them twee. Dance. This is your chance! Take it! Take it!

oh I made a pawprint!

"Teenage Volleyballers, dancing in the sun..."

It's not hot it's just magnificently bright. He ain't heavy, she's my mother in law.

Thankyou for this hip-hoporrtunity. But trust me on the sunscreen...


Sauces, Condiments. Table salt is better than tears so take this with a pinch of salt.
http://wikilicious.org/index.php?page=TheNow
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Benj
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 10:24:37 AM »

Quote from: "Doraemon"
the sky is at it's highest and hottest and the cowboys come out to
play. Happy birthday!

"...doing whatever you do in the easiest most relaxed way you can manage which is also the quickest and most efficient way, as you will find as you advance....

You can start right now tidying up your flat, moving furniture or books, washing dishes, making tea, sorting papers. Consider the weight of objects exactly how much force is needed to get the object from here to there. Consider its shape and texture and function where exactly does it belong. Use just the amount of force necessary to get the object from here to there. Don't fumble, jerk, grab an object. Drop cool possessive fingers onto it like a gentle old cop making a soft arrest. Guide the dustpan lightly to the floor as if you were landing a plane."

(Glide into your a humble little bar, with lamps lit by fire and no roof and coconuts and mangos and mini elephants who hand you toothpicks. It's nothing special, but all your friends are there and you're drinking and smoking and whatever for hours. Everything is a wonderful colour. Somehow you agrre about everything. You make pictures with seaweed and the cowboys. who always smile like the title sequence of "Bonanza" It smells of what...pudding?)

"Don't tug or pull at a zipper. Guide the little metal teeth smoothly along feeling the sinuous ripples of cloth and flexible metal. "

"Let us now apply DE to a simple test: the old Western quick draw gunfight. Only one gun fighter ever really grasped the concept of DE and that was Wyatt Earp. Nobody ever beat him. Wyatt Earp said: It's not the first shot that counts. It's the first shot that hits. Point is to draw aim and fire and deliver the slug an inch above the belt buckle

That's DE. How fast can you do it and get it done?"

Listen to

The Kinks
The Polyphonic Spree
The Beachboys
The Soundtrack to the movie "Amelie" (watch: Amelie, Wizard of Oz, and classic Disney)

There are many other things you can do

Do these things even if you think them twee. Dance. This is your chance! Take it! Take it!

oh I made a pawprint!

"Teenage Volleyballers, dancing in the sun..."

It's not hot it's just magnificently bright. He ain't heavy, she's my mother in law.

Thankyou for this hip-hoporrtunity. But trust me on the sunscreen...


Sauces, Condiments. Table salt is better than tears so take this with a pinch of salt.
http://wikilicious.org/index.php?page=TheNow


Do I detect a whiff of alcohol on Doraemon's breath?
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 04:56:22 AM »

Nobody can type that well after a beering.
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 09:38:16 AM »

Quote from: "DJ Birthright"
Nobody can type that well after a beering.


No, you're right. I was just feeling paricularly insane that day...
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2006, 01:55:11 PM »

Quote from: "Doraemon"
Quote from: "DJ Birthright"
Nobody can type that well after a beering.


No, you're right. I was just feeling paricularly insane that day...


Did you actually read all of what you wrote yourself?  'Cause I didn't.

Somebody send me a report on this.
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2006, 04:22:51 AM »

HANS, GET ME THE FORKLIFT
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2006, 01:31:28 AM »

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"Spoonlift" would make a cool band name.  I think D.J., Nate, and Derwood should form a band by that name.  Let me know how it goes.

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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 05:07:22 PM »

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HANS, GET ME THE FORKLIFT


that's crazy because I had a dream last night where this guy kept repeating...

IT'S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY, HANS.
IT'S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY, HANS.
IT'S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY, HANS.

etc.

(autokaufen, autokaufen)
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 12:43:42 PM »

Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to AUTOKAUFEN.
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