One sentence

[Doraemon]

Here's a "game" of sorts shamelessly plagerised from another forum.

Write one sentence on any of the following topics


Life ..... holidays........gardens.......sunshine.....my home
death......dreams..........conflict........sickness.....best friends
sex.........money...........politicians.....women. ......lonliness
food........fame.............religion.........men...........television
winter......trains............running........dinne r parties
old age.....drugs........work......diets...........babies.....mothers/fathers

You can do this as many times as you want!

Simple as bats!
It would be interesting if sentances actually come from you, rather than some famous person, but hey I'm not Stalin!

[Derwood Bowen]

There were trains running in winter, and there was sunshine outside, and the snow isolated many people in their houses, and some felt a sense of loneliness, and some watched television, which had a broadcast of stories about politicians, and some men and women had sex in order to have babies 9 months later, thus making them mothers and fathers, and some had to go to work selling drugs and making money, and some had dreams of celebrating holidays that connected to their religion, or planting gardens, or having dinner parties, and some people accidentally ate spoiled food in their diets, and thus had a conflict with a sickness that could've potentially been the difference between life and death, but their best friends, who were of old age and had some fame, helped out, and apart from all that, My home consisted of me typing a story that made no sense, but used every single topic mentioned, and even boldfaced the topics, and I worked it into one run-on sentence.

[Benj]

How about this:  You have to write a sentince including all of the following listed words, but not in any particular order.  You can change verb tense (jump, jumped, jumping) and pluralize/singularize (taco, tacos) words if you want.

Example:
Car face log jumped taco

Sentence:
I jumped over a log and fell face first into a car full of tacos.

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Here's another one for someone else to try:

Turkey nose chopping licorice juice

[Jason]

That is WAY too many words.  Maybe if you cut it down to 3 or so it would be OK.

[Benj]

That is WAY too many words.  Maybe if you cut it down to 3 or so it would be OK.

ok, then this:

Turkey nose chopping

[Derwood Bowen]

I was chopping a turkey nose, and it released juice that smelled like licorice!

BOOYAH, Jason.

Okay...

weasel nutmeg spool shiny

[Benj]

I was eating nutmeg and walking my weasel one day when I stepped upon a shiny spool, cutting my foot.

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Tree gross dice sandwich

[Derwood Bowen]

My mom made a sandwich, but it was gross, so I threw it at a tree like I'd throw a pair of dice.

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munchkin boxer telephone reindeer

[Benj]

munchkin boxer telephone reindeer

I'd do this one, but I think someone else should have a go for a change.

[Jason]

My pet munchkin is training to be a boxer, but over the telephone I heard he lost his first match to a reindeer!

Goo car fantasy cheerleader

[Benj]

I built a car that runs off of goo and cheerleader fantasies.

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Stomach telephone clock waffle

[Jeremy]

I'm happy as long as there's a waffle in my stomach and a clock in my telephone.

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official reset priority wood

[Derwood Bowen]

Mr. Wood has an official priority to press the reset button on the Xbox.

Liquid Hamburger Training Pants

[Benj]

Liquid Hamburger Training Pants

I tore my pants during intensive Liquid Hamburger Training (LHT).

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Gumbo Gumby Socks Seventeen Art

[Jason]

When I was seventeen, for art class I put Gumby socks in my Gumbo, and got an F.

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