Spam-Bot Bait Game [Parental Warning]

[Benj]

Until I get around to deleting/blocking all the automatically created spam-bot users on this forum (and updating the software so no more can be created), I thought we could have fun with them.  It's like a new game!

Here's how you play:
Type a list of keywords in your post that you think will most likely get a spam-bot user to post in this thread.  Obviously, some vulgarity will be involved in the best posts.  Whoever gets the most posted replies from Spam-Bot users wins!

Here's a proof of concept to see if this will work:

drugs
penis
viagra
sex
hard
porn
xxx

Let's see if they take the bait.

Benj

[Doraemon]

this game is HARD. Very HARD. But then again I wish it couild somehow be HARDER, and perhaps bigger and generally more satisfying. Perhaps if we played it on drugs.  :lol:

[Benj]

this game is HARD. Very HARD. But then again I wish it couild somehow be HARDER, and perhaps bigger and generally more satisfying. Perhaps if we played it on drugs.  :lol:

This game might require some waiting.  Hmm.. I wonder when they will strike next.

Benj

[Doraemon]

casino.

[Derwood Bowen]

nipples

[Benj]

I wish I had a prescription for impotence.  Does anyone have some spare rx?

-Rex RX

[Doraemon]

Has anyone seen the movie Drugstore Cowboy? It's about thes guys who rob pharmacy. I mean pharmacies.  

Celebrity.
Sex.
David Hasselhoff.
Sex.

[Benj]

Wow.  I can't believe this isn't working so far.  Hmm.. Anyone have any ideas?

Maybe spambot spam is more rare than I thought.

Benj

[Doraemon]

Still, it's fun to say rude words...

My PC had a spyware/adware infestation today. If anyone doesn't know what that is, go to download.com and get acquainted with their guides. Then download Spyware Doctor from the same site. Although "Spyware" is an umbrella term for lots of stuff, some more malicious than others,  some sort of protection - rather like the sexual kind - is required.

[imjustaguy]

I taught my hard penis how to play online poker.  It's better than sex, although I wish I knew my credit score because I need to refinance my mortgage, it's been a real gamble! LOL.  And... porn.

[Benj]

Although "Spyware" is an umbrella term for lots of stuff, some more malicious than others,  some sort of protection - rather like the sexual kind - is required.

Kinda like a computer condom.

I taught my hard penis how to play online poker. It's better than sex, although I wish I knew my credit score because I need to refinance my mortgage, it's been a real gamble! LOL. And... porn.

That's quite an DRUGS inspiring story SEX. I think you VIAGRA should turn it into a movie.

-Steve Elbarts