Doraemon
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« on: July 22, 2005, 01:06:52 PM » |
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Questioning is sooo last century. Answering is where it's at.
Here goeth the game.
Somebody asks a question, someone else answers it. Creatively. This isn't Tourist Information. The funnier the better.
Example:
What is the way to a french person's heart?
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Poetry and Asterix.
:lol: (sorry)
so...commence your answering.
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2005, 02:55:34 PM » |
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So, is that sample the question, or do we want a new one?
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Doraemon
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2005, 05:40:22 AM » |
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New question. OK...
Why don't you want to go to New Jersey?
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Benj
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2005, 11:16:32 AM » |
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Because it sucks.
New question:
Why would anybody use the 2 key on a telephone?
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2005, 03:06:30 PM » |
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It makes an awesome beep when you do.
New question:
How old does a baby have to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2005, 08:09:37 PM » |
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Trick question, dismemberment solves everything.
New question:
What's worse than losing in the special olympics?
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only look like a genius.
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Benj
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2005, 10:58:44 AM » |
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Winning in the special olympics.
New question:
Why ask why?
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2005, 01:46:41 PM » |
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Because you have to ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! AHAHAHGLAGHHAGHHAGLHAGAHGHLAGHHAHGLAHGLHAGL!
New question:
Where are the beavers?
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Doraemon
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2005, 02:00:36 PM » |
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Hanging out with the White Stripes.
Why don't you invest in my new business venture?
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Benj
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2005, 11:08:15 PM » |
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Because each of your 20 previous ones have crashed and burned harder than the last. Quite frankly, your business record is abysmal. You have no management skills whatsoever, and I hope you die.
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Hey! Who ate all the monkey pie?
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2005, 01:29:16 PM » |
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Sudden Death, becuase Tom isn't a weasel. EEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
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Who's the person with the gravy?
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Ashley
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2005, 03:52:03 AM » |
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The person with the beef.
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CAKE OR DEATH?
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2005, 01:18:37 PM » |
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ZOMBIE CAKE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Who put the bump in bumper?
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Benj
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2005, 01:54:22 PM » |
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Steve Forsyth. 202 N. Mountainview Rd. Albaray, CA 91226
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Who put the ram in the ramalama-ding-dong?
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2005, 01:52:47 AM » |
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Alama-ding-dong is a known terrorist, your inquiry has been noted, expect the FBI on your doorstep in the morning and NUGENT ROCKS!
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of the EARTH... earth ..... earth.......?!!!
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only look like a genius.
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