Benj
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« on: April 27, 2005, 02:27:09 PM » |
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Ok. New game here. We will all take turns posting a random sentence for others to turn back onto the sentence speaker as a ridiculous insult. It will work like this. First, you respond to the last person's sentence, then you give a sentence of your own for the next person to play off of. A middle school gym teacher of mine used to love to do this when she overheard people talking in class. She would make up some threat based on what they were talking about, but it usually seemed pretty awkward. Here's an example sentence taken from a news article, and a response:
Example Sentence #1:
"More than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks."
Ridiculous Insult #1:
You'll explode too if you don't shut up!
Example Sentence #2:
"In a study, when patients asked for a specific antidepressant, doctors were more likely to oblige, regardless of medical need. "
Ridiculous Insult #2:
You'll be depressed too after I punch you in the face!
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Ok, here's the real first sentence (and no, this is not a signature):
"I can't seem to find my eyeglasses."
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 04:35:40 PM » |
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I'll find them for you after I rape your eyesocket!
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Jason
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 05:58:57 AM » |
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I'll rip the best from your mind and drink it through a straw if you keep this up!
"There seems to be a bit of a chill in the air tonight."
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ason
"We're going to make airplanes out of beef."
- Alex Lifeson
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Benj
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 12:21:12 PM » |
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Your momma gave me a chill last night!
"I just discovered a new type of monkey."
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Jason
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 01:49:21 PM » |
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Your face looks like a new type of monkey's ASS.
"Such is the way of the warrior."
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ason
"We're going to make airplanes out of beef."
- Alex Lifeson
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 02:37:03 PM » |
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Yeah, well my way is to slaughter your entire family!
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2005, 03:46:37 PM » |
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There was and is still NOTHING in your head right now!
"The fem sees Nick in my shark craw by all"
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Benj
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 04:22:42 PM » |
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Bring the fem over here and she'll see a lot more than that!
"Somebody stole grandma's cereal."
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 05:03:02 PM » |
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Oh really, how about I take a dump in a bowl, serve it to her, then decapitate the person who stole the cereal, huh?!
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Jason
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 10:53:27 AM » |
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YOU abuse is going to be linked to my FIST and FOOT.
"There are many ways to skin a cat, most involve something sharp."
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ason
"We're going to make airplanes out of beef."
- Alex Lifeson
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 02:13:06 PM » |
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There are many ways to kill you, some involving something sharp, like a knife.
"I think my cat is awesome"
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 03:10:04 PM » |
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Sure, sure, we'll see what you think after I rub it's pulpy carcass all over your face!
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Benj
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2005, 07:03:51 PM » |
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Knock knock! It's "The Edge" from U2, and he's come to kick your ass!
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2005, 03:25:06 PM » |
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A lot will change in your body in the next 2 minutes in terms of veinless access.
"I'm a knucklehead (Let's see you turn an insult into an insult)"
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2005, 01:28:23 PM » |
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Hows about I turn your ass into your face, because the crap rollin' out of your mouth must taste real real bad!!
"A school is locked down after a 30-inch burrito is mistaken for a weapon."
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