Absurd Things.

[Doraemon]

In Japan you can buy this videogame for old people, it comes with a prehiperal that you use to step up and down, like step-aerobics. And it simulates walking to around one of a selection of popular pilgrimage sites.

The absurd thing about this is I'm not making it up.  :shock:

[Derwood Bowen]

Here's something really absurd.
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Spite her man, spite her man
Does wood half-harass, bite her can
Spencer Webb, Annie's eyes
Ketchup thieves, chest-like flies
Loo gout! Ear combs this pie term Ann.
Is east wrong? List and bud
His cod radio hacked up blood
Cannies wing, firm hath read
Tickle hook, of her head
Hate air! Ergo this pie, der man.

In dutch hill, hub night
Hat the zine, oven grime
Lycos re-cough lite
He-haw writhes, jesting thyme

Spied urn man, spied urn man
Friend Lee nay burrowed spy, der man
Will con fest ease egg-Nord?
Auction his Ezra ward
Two hymn, lie fizzy grape pig gaying up
Guinevere tears a haying up
Yule fine, despite her man!

(C)2004 Timothy F. Crist

(Read it out loud...you'll get it.)