imjustaguy
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« on: September 07, 2004, 02:37:49 AM » |
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What if you invented a time machine, just so you could go back in time to steal from yourself to give a mugger who is mugging all your money.
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Benj
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2004, 01:45:52 PM » |
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What if you invented a time machine, just so you could go back in time to steal from yourself to give a mugger who is mugging all your money. I would go back in time and prevent myself from inventing the time machine, so as to save an alternate future me from myself. Benj |
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2004, 07:07:14 PM » |
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Instead of carrier pigeons, what if soldiers during the world wars used carrier penguins.
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2004, 10:54:17 PM » |
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If the sky was orange would tang still taste as good?
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG thats lame I want dad made out of ninja robots! - We ran out of CD space by Psychostick
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2004, 02:18:14 PM » |
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Instead of carrier pigeons, what if soldiers during the world wars used carrier penguins. That would've been a pun had you said carrier penguins for the Cold War! |
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Nate_Derringer
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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2004, 02:34:10 PM » |
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What if the moon really was made of cheese?
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What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like OMG thats lame I want dad made out of ninja robots! - We ran out of CD space by Psychostick
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2004, 04:13:06 PM » |
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pros and cons are opposites, right? So if progress means to move forward, what does congress mean?
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2004, 02:41:12 AM » |
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A barbershop for newborn babies.
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2004, 02:26:03 PM » |
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If Olive oil is made from olives, how do they make baby oil?
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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2004, 02:07:42 AM » |
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What if shaking hands with someone did not entail that you grasp and squeeze each others palms, but instead, wagging hands vigorously at each other, as if one had something stuck to them.
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2004, 12:52:12 PM » |
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2004, 06:17:47 PM » |
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The Ali G show.
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2004, 02:44:29 AM » |
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Nobody knows how to catch a falling.
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2004, 01:50:58 PM » |
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Whats so scary about a bunch of knights that do nothing but repeatedly say "Ni?"
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2004, 07:43:23 PM » |
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If breastfeeding actually means feeding ones breasts.
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