Automatic Writing

[Doraemon]

here's an interesting diversion. Write the first things that come  in to your head, with no editing. Backspace does not exist in this game. NO EDITING. It has to be totally spontanious. This will show us a great deal about you and how your mind works. Its also really good to get the old creative orfices working if your into that. Give us a peice of your mind, a few paragraphs at least.  

[Nate_Derringer]

I wonder what I am going to write in this topic.......mmmm  toast sounds good right about now. Wait focus, must finish post before going to get the sweet sweet tasty toast. Okay describing how delicious it is, is not helping!! Wow, I think people might actually like this post or something. Maybe even i'll win a nobel prize or some crap like that. No, they don't give awards to kids with brain damage, something about heavy sharp objects being dangerous in the hands of a mental reject. Where was I oh yes, something about a walrus. But, don't quote me on that. Oh crap I am trying to write this as fast as I can but I keep misspelling things and then having to go back and change the word so people don't realize I am a moron. Oh no, now they know I used the forbidden key, this is going downhill quik, well is it really forbidden if you're just making your post legible? I am think the rule was there to keep people from trying to make there posts sound kinda cool. Oh, man.

[Doraemon]

heres one of my attempts from another board. Another conversation was sort of encroaching on it.


think normal thoughts this time. no looking like mr psycho. psycho. great film. dont go in the shjowert. nooo screech screech screech. like an evil woopi goldberg in that dream someone was telling me about. at least im not that messed up. hang on i'll restart the CD. beck. he makes folk music ok to like my hands gettin tyred. no its notwhat u think its frantic typing ask me again and it might be what u think it is. Lol. I’m thinking in abbreiviations now god help me. I’m on standby. Granddaddy. Good song. Catchy as hell. “soflysoftlycatchy monkey.”

Just thinking bout that CGI tv show, Reboot. Got cancelled because it got way too dark for a kinds show. Hero became an unshaven tramp washout. That was good. Living in computer. Tron but weirder. The baddie won. visitors (

Mount st Bernard, st hubertous – Hungarian wine – very strong – you were just saying you had a lot of wine, and then he gives you that. Hope your not driving. What u might call a pilgrimage.) Am I being anti-social? St Hubertus my dads name is Hubert plenty of jokes – your no saint lol. (Sounds like flashing grotto syndrome, you come back from Lourdes with flashing grotto everso tacky.) Millions of rosary beads. Some people don’t know what they’re for. Glow in the dark ones. Kids not getting em to pray that’s for sure. Decorating cyber kids who don’t know the trend is long since past. Brother laughing at some randomness with friend. He’s giving someone a totally irrelevant greeting card for they’re engagement

[Derwood Bowen]

Dammit, why won't this stupid computer work.  Okay, I'm typing now, geez, what to type about, if I'm gonna do this spontaneously, hmm... (__________________________________________________________________________) Blur song stuck in my head, Out of time.  Song 2 now.  Geez, I've got a random brain.  Prosthetic brain, running backwards in the rain, like a train...  I stood there waiting for another train, I'm not the kind that goes against the grain, but you know times are hard.  And since thanks...  psycho chicken, cock-a-doodle-doo... I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs, wait, I'm typing all this, this is nuts, Out of time, Song 2, __________________________________________________________ sigh oh well, meh that's enough out of me.

[DJ Birthright]

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[Doraemon]

I stood there waiting for another train, I'm not the kind that goes against the grain, but you know times are hard.  And since thanks...  psycho chicken, cock-a-doodle-doo... I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs, wait, I'm typing all this, this is nuts, Out of time, Song 2, sigh oh well, meh that's enough out of me.

right. and you think like that every day?  :shock:

[Derwood Bowen]

No, not every day.  For today

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Geez, who does that guy think he is, my THERAPIST?  I don't even have a freakin' therapist. Geez (___________________________________________________________________) My mind's gone blank for some reason.  Hmm must be that diet coke, or something.  Rah!

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Oh well, there's a small snippet.  As you can see, I'm uber random.

[imjustaguy]

If I talk long enough, maybe I will say something important.  but then again who knows what important really means?  Im sure einstein thought he was important, but im not einstein.  but i do think he was important, as far as i understand what importance means overall.  but it seems that some of his ideas are just not provable.  but regardless, i just think its time to got brush my teeth, those mnms were pretty intense and i dont like cocoa as an aftertaste.  kinda like a warm piece of metal sitting in my mouth. grosss.  i hope i do something interesting with my life but i dont think i will because im too scared of paparazzi.  but maybe i can be allowed to kill some of them and be so popular to get away with it.  but who really knows.  my own thought is that its a possibility. ok yeah.

[Ashley]

...I don't know about these people, but I'm always thinking eight hundred different things at once.  Thats why a computer that worked by just what you thought wouldn't work, because it'd be trying to make you sandwiches and feed you while you're playing some sort of game.  That wouldn't work very well.  It'd probally be trying to feed the cat and polish rocks and paint and make money at the same time too. Just think of the explosions.  Mm. sanity. Apparently I'm jesus. Well. Thats what they say. By they I mean my friends. And my friends kind of look like penguins so who knows what the hell they're about.  Penguins. Burn penguins.  Save the rubber duckies. Jodi looks like a penguin.  So does that random person that keeps walking by. Christ, I want her to burn.  That Jason guy looks like a penguin too. Jesus, he even walks like a penguin.  I wonder who looks like a rubber duckie... connly kind of looks like a regular duck. I don't really know if I want to set people on fire to save him.  I might though. Just for the sake of burning penguins.

[Doraemon]

okay here i go again i wondere if i should post the effort i did for the fist time on the board? no i swear to much in my inner monologues i should wash my brain out with soap. it's funny really because i find it almost phsically impossible to sware in real life is this reral life there hows that for profound, i might as well join in sincve this has become an excersize in making ppl think you're cleverer than you are. in fact everything i do has that same aim. why am i here etc. etc. how pretentious can i be just call me whats her name that artist. but then i'm not a woman so that would just get annoying. if anyone calls me girls names i will unleash my wrath the power vested in me by the united states of benj. yep, i have long hair but i'm very much a man. i listen to the village people and everythiong.

[Ashley]

(Can't we just make this a random topic with and go along with the basic idea of the... original idea?  Because I honestly think more than one thing at one time, and it all goes by so fast, and you have to go back and concentrate on it, and by then you have eighty other thoughts that have gone by and you missed them and you feel like you're cheating but you're not because its physically impossible to type that fast.
I also have the strange suspicion that you're calling us all bastards.)

[Benj]

(This is a very dangerous game for serial killers.)

[Doraemon]

I also have the strange suspicion that you're calling us all bastards.)

HAHA.  :lol:  thats sig material. While that may be so, notice I called myself a bastard too so it sort of evens out the playing field.

[Derwood Bowen]

I got Benj!

[Doraemon]

collect 'em all. We should make RAS trading cards :

(Packet open) "please be Benj Please Please Please..."

*sigh* "Doraemon again..."