Nonsense Poems

[Doraemon]

My cat spent days in opium dens
Dancing through courtesan’s mouths
Until he awoke in a playpen
With a hole to dig himself out.

[Benj]

Ode to Fleas

I had a flea named Charlie
who wasn't very smart
he found himself a toilet
because he liked to fart

He farted twice a day
for fifty days a year
and still all Charlie's children
would spend their weeks in fear

So Charlie took a dump
and ended the commotion
His children took it with him
and dropped it in the ocean.

The ocean threw it back
for Charlie was a fool
The ocean likes his urine;
It doesn't like his stool.

So all of Charlie's children,
they dug a giant hole,
filled it full of poo poo
and jumped into the bowl

They swam around in circles
inside the pool of dookie
but soon they starting drinking
and feeling rather ookie.

They died shortly thereafter.
We felt the ocean's pull.
We sing a song for them today,
for fleas are wonderful.