imjustaguy
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« Reply #75 on: October 07, 2005, 11:49:21 PM » |
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Now THAT'S poetry.
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #76 on: November 04, 2005, 12:47:29 PM » |
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Read the last post on the previous page to understand my previous post.
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2006, 01:27:30 AM » |
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ROBOT
my rooooooobot... aint got no spots
no rust no fillings
no cloudy thoughts
its peeeerrfect... in every way
it bakes it broils
with laser rays
my homies from mars
to the moon to the stars
go clickety clack
right at my back
my robot gets wizzy
smacks 'em til there dizzy
then we all sit down and eat
tater tots
yo ET fresh
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« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2006, 12:02:49 PM » |
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Titans (Bowie vs. Dylan)
The ice capped back of a smoky brontosaurus
melts wax-like to the earth’s naturally-occurring freaks.
The nature of the beast is such that it is a beast and cannot be considered otherwise,
The foul expletives it secretes not yet defined as deviant but nevertheless are almost certainly so.
Bob Dylan works at BP issuing unleaded though his p***s.
David Bowie remains impotent, but majestically so.
David Bowie remains starlike
Dylan is the jester’s fool.
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« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2006, 04:04:47 AM » |
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flowing fanciful farting fiends
glowing with gas and yellow beans
trying to run with a thousand genes
tattered little skirt and smelly jeans
running to the pot by any means
squirting and splurting with sloppy teens
stinky and dirty like filthy queens
hershey squirts takes a toll on the greens
spending my time as my body leans
over the edge
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Derwood Bowen
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« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2006, 01:02:33 PM » |
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that made me laugh!
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« Reply #81 on: May 26, 2006, 06:52:36 PM » |
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a drip a drop
a sip a sop
a clip a clop
a hip a hop
choose and make do
and decide on how to,
be clever is never forever
the weather can teather
your feelings to ceilings
much lower than what
they should be
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« Reply #82 on: June 06, 2006, 02:23:40 PM » |
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Poles,
Holes,
Moles
and their
Dirty.
Little.
Souls.
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« Reply #83 on: June 06, 2006, 02:24:30 PM » |
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Quiet!
I can't breathe when you talk.
Because the air you use
Should otherwise be going
towards my general goodwill.
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« Reply #84 on: August 16, 2006, 03:59:12 AM » |
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original sing
i sang i sung and i concurred
there are no more original songs in the world
the voices are clear,
they scream in my ear
and always inhabit the same old haunts
like the demons and ghosts
and pale cold wants
that always pursue
when green paper flaunts
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« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2006, 07:14:44 PM » |
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Twelve children in my ear,
Twelve children full of fear.
Twelve children like a toad
Lying dead upon the road.
The children are really fleas.
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« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2006, 07:28:26 PM » |
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run!
busy busy busy so very very busy
in a spinning little tea cup and my mind is very fizzy
in a hurry, in a scurry
in a crazy little fury
little time little space
little crimes to keep the pace
i'll be spitting on their face
in the name of my disgrace
it's a race
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« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2006, 01:00:01 PM » |
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Fleas, fleas in my hair
Fleas, fleas everywhere
Fleas, fleas can't compare
to chiggers in their underwear.
Fleas fleas me, oh yeah, like I fleas you.
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« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2006, 03:20:18 PM » |
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Old shoes wear weary
‘Gainst the framed photo of granddad
his unruly pupils bleary
next to my adopted father.
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imjustaguy
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« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2006, 10:09:54 PM » |
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"Old shoes wear weary
‘Gainst the framed photo of granddad
his unruly pupils bleary
next to my adopted father."
That was excellent! Write more like that!
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