Nonsense Poems

[Doraemon]

Post 'em. Here's mine. I suppose you could call it a nonsense poem, although it did start to take on some meaning.

A Nice Poem

What do you think
Of the pretty pink things,
With the bee who sings,
And the kittens on string?

I think they can fly,
Wherever they like,
To a magical shanty town,
Where the clown lice live.
In the soup bowl sieve.
The Absinthe tastes nice.
 
The tramlines cross
Like the fat conductor’s claws,
Which they left off the model,
Hanging in Madame Tussaurds.

Hippies dance around a golden crater,
Where there landed once the one true creator.
Irony is the key to it all,
But the marketing men are just trying to be cool.

People with zeal talk about the fields,
Does anyone mention its just a load of green?
The air’s okay,
on a sunny day,
But darling, isn’t it unflattering?

[Derwood Bowen]

One of the guys from Pac-Chat made a haiku, and I put that in my sig, along with the author's name.

[imjustaguy]

No Cents

I'm poor, I'm poor
Boy am I poor

Give me your money please
Now!
No... just some of it.

Of course I meant all of it!

Do I look
like a raindrops first kiss
with a rose petal
to you!  It's beauty slowing
the most calloused taxi driver
causing him to total my new
Beamer.

I say nay! 'Twas you my strumpet,
In your sequiny garb,
and spangled hi-heels.

What?  You say he was n'er moving?
It was I, who sobbing indiscretions,
rammed my wanton steel coffin
into that yellow Cerberus of the
right hand turn lane!

Pox!  Aghast of your debauchery
he was!
Now I have nothing to live in,
for I was homeless in a Beamer.

A poor boy I am you see
So please let me be your pet
and I will watch the door
and turn out the red light.

[Doraemon]

It was I, who sobbing indiscretions,
rammed my wanton steel coffin
into that yellow Cerberus of the
right hand turn lane!

That wouldn't happen to be a metaphor for something would it?

Do I look
like a raindrops first kiss
with a rose petal
to you! It's beauty slowing
the most calloused taxi driver
causing him to total my new
Beamer.

That bit's acctually, in all honesty - joking aside - genuinely really good. Well done  

[Nate_Derringer]

I beleive he's trying to pass blame on the taxi which apparently wasn't moving when he hit it.

[imjustaguy]

Yes actually it was a metaphor Doraemon.

[Doraemon]

No I meant is it a  :wink:  :wink: *nudge* *nudge* *childish giggle* kind of metaphor

[Doraemon]

Zoe "Zodiac" Jonesy and The Impenetrable Murdoch.

Lets live in a silver tube,
a silver tube all shiny and new,
With metal cows that talk
Not moo.
And we can await the future.

Maybe you can make beeping sounds
Make beeping sounds
And dance around.
Maybe you could paint the house.
Paint the house and dance the round.

[imjustaguy]

Ode to Usama

Grow the cancer
foreign dancer
hide your weapons
give no answer

Kill the children
Hate Enhancer
Tell them lies
and blow their minds
with a dynamite suit
and their eyes to the skies

You are a stupid-head

[Doraemon]

Ode to Usama

Grow the cancer
foreign dancer
hide your weapons
give no answer

Kill the children
Hate Enhancer
Tell them lies
and blow their minds
with a dynamite suit
and their eyes to the skies

You are a stupid-head

    *RIOTOUS APPLAUSE!*
:lol:

[Nate_Derringer]

Ode to domo-kun

Domo-kun we had you mistaken
for a kitty eating chocolate demon
little did we know that the picture was fake and
we begun to hate you without  a reason


Inside you cried, every time that we lied
Not knowing the truth of your peace loving nature
Just a t.v. loving creature who toots when he's nervous,
no hatred towards kittys and not for masturbation

Yes truly the creator of that picture, should burn in hell
for his indiscretions against you and your kine
He should have his intestines ripped out as well
This holy quest for retribution shall be mine.

So rest easy tonight
under the pale moonlight
For the truth is about
And we all know you're allright.

[Doraemon]

He's Ryan Adamsn not Bryan Adams

He's Ryan Adams not Bryan Adams,
But I don't know how you could possibly confuse 'em.
Bryan; he sang about Robin Hood,
And Ryan used 9/11 as a marketing tool.*
Student's think Ryan is quiet nice,
while Bryan appeals to middle aged housewives.

On top of that they don't look the same,
I'm tired of playing this tired game,
I'm running out of marker pens,
don't make me draw the diagrams again.

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Coming soon, He's BENJ not BENGE  :wink:

*probably, depending on how you see the song New York, New York, given by the time it came out.

[imjustaguy]

Haha, Nate that was hilarious!  Nice pictures.

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Pixies, The

Backwards musically and forward lyrically
shiny melody, silly dreamers
with a capital P

[Nate_Derringer]

Thanks, I did a little research on domo-kun after I learned he wasn't just made up for the god kills kittys picture. And I found out he is a very peace loving japanese tv spokesthing.  So why the hatred? because he looks evil? for shame peoples!!!

[imjustaguy]

Alternate Methods of Transportation

Even children can crab walk
when their mothers make them
or tread on a water mill

Hungry hippos can run
when their mothers make them
or roll up steep things

When their mothers make them
mountains move
around
and around
and around downtown
in the dirty dirty districts
when their mothers make them