RAS Mad Libs #7

[Benj]

Consider DJ Birthright's #13 cancelled.  13. will be Derwood's "hanging."  Continue at #14.

Benj

[Derwood Bowen]

Wait a minute, I don't remember replying to my own post at any time throughout here.  It must've been an accident, or someone else dug into my account, which is impossible, because nobody else should know my password!  Something's not right here.

And I don't see a #14 to fill in.

[Benj]

Haha.  I guess you're right.  Time to fill in the blanks:

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Our Universe, Sort Of

The Earth is a spoony little planet on the outer edge of an extra-large galaxy called Fred.  The center of the galaxy is called the Milky Caviar, and it extends for five thousand parsecs.  A parsec is a metric incoherence that is used to measure the vast distances between teams.  There are a million billion planets in our galaxy, and they are all steadily drawing away from each other at the rate of eleven miles a year.  The little boring spots of light we see in the sky and which we call moons are really suns in distant solar systems.  Each of these suns has dozens of huge bored spining in orbit around it.  Now, that's is the way it is, so you can stop hanging about it.  If you don't like the universe, you can always go someplace else.

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Note: We somehow skipped #11, so I put in the next closest entry.

Benj

[Over13]

Derwood's drunk again!

[Over13]

Sorry - but I have to boo that one.  Boo.  The mad libs itself wasn't very well structured.  Mind if I find the next one?

[Benj]

Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.  It's hard to put in funny numbers for astronomical figures because no one really has any idea what they should rightfully be.  ...Unless you put something like "pi," "-42.682," etc.

Benj

[Derwood Bowen]

I AM NOT DRUNK!  I DON'T EVEN DRINK!  I AM NOT 21 YET!  SO SHUT UP, OVER13!  BEFORE I KICK YOUR ROTTEN HEAD IN!

[Over13]

ok