Compilation from Hell!

[Doraemon]

Post creatively deleted, on account of it's being a source of much embarassment for me. And on account of me being woefully insecure.
The problem with holding oneself up as somekind of bastion of pop taste like some kind of mythical lactating queen,  providing milk to the world's children, is that tastes change. And I acctually now like some of the tracks mentioned on the list that was here, but now is an ex-post, a post that has gone to meet it's maker etc. I am no lactating queen, but that mythical queen comes in many guises, and the swords that she distributes to fortunate passersby occasionly end up within her luxurious milky body. She feels no pain, it is a regular occurance. Thanks pear, for dragging up history like my sadistic grandma. And my grandma has a panchant for Spam too.

[DJ Birthright]

Okay you know the drill. I certainly know the drill - He's called Tony and it very good at DIY. But, anyway, list what you think are the worst songs ever made, and don't pull any punches!

1. The Fast Food Rockers - Macdonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut (or whatever it's called)
2. Scooter - The Logical Song (or their whole body of work)
3. That Song Mel C (the "Sporty" Spicegirl) Did For Charity ("I couldn't live without my phone/But you don't even have a home"   )
4. Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
5. Altered Images - Happy Birthday (my dad had a mobile disco and he played this every damn birthday
6. 50 Cent - In Da Club (I was expecting the Saviour of Hip Hop to be a bit better)
7. Anything By Captain Beefheart (see, i'm not just anti-pop...)
8. Aphex Twin feat. Phillip Glass - Heroes - The worst remix ever, but it's funny
9. Dafne & Celeste - Ooh, Stick You
10. Mad Donna - The Wheels on the Bus (Madonna sings a nursery rhyme. I'm not making this up)

Logical Song is cool! Not good enough for me to listen to, but pretty good nonsetheless.

[Doraemon]

whatever floats your boat.   care to offer your suggestions?

[Ashley]

Bah, I can't be bothered to remember the names of bad songs.  That Macdonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut song is funny though.  *snicker*